Bite & Sting Extractor Kit

Bypass the knife and scalpel next time you need to remove the poison of a nasty sting using this bite and sting extractor kit. Simply place the device over the affected area and watch as the reusable vacuum pump efficiently sucks up all the toxins.

$16.99
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How High Am I Journal

Keep track of all the genius ideas, fleeting thoughts, and big questions that arise while flying high by writing them down in the How High Am I journal. This guided journal comes with a list of intriguing prompts and ample space to doodle and record your brilliant ideas.

$9.93
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iPhone Instant Photo Printer

This iPhone instant photo printer makes sharing your memories with friends and family easier than ever. This compact device fits over your smartphone – allowing you to easily print photos stored on your phone in as little as 30 seconds.

$149.99
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Wireless Remote Control Neck Massager

Treat yourself to a soothing rub whenever the mood strikes using the wireless remote control neck massager. At the push of a button, you can customize massage settings while the Far Infrared Ray provides a gentle warmth that penetrates bone and muscle tissue.

$89.99
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Wireless Car Backup Camera System

Avoid dinging your car when reversing out of a parking spot by outfitting your ride with this wireless car backup camera system. This waterproof infrared HD camera pivots 140 degrees left and right to capture wide angle views of what’s behind you when you’re backing up.

$499.99
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Shit The Bed Hot Sauce

Punish your anus and permanently stain your bed sheets by bravely sprinkling in some “Shit The Bed” hot sauce onto your meals. It’s loaded with Scorpion chilies – the 3rd hottest chili in the world – along with a blend of varied herbs and spices.

$18.00
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Pass Out Drinking Board Game

Weed out the lightweights in the room by putting everyone’s livers to the test with the Pass Out drinking board game. Players travel around the board while consuming copious amounts of good old alcohol. Last one standing wins – but even when you win, you lose.

$16.55
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Flying Alarm Clock

The flying alarm clock is ideal for anyone who has a hard time getting up in the morning. When it’s time to wake up the rotor will begin spinning and the clock will fly around the room as it makes noise – forcing you to get out of bed if you ever hope to shut it off.

$14.35
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Adjustable Pull-Out Container Organizer

Bring order to your kitchen by keeping your Tupperware neatly arranged with the adjustable pull-out container organizer. Designed for 18” and 24” base cabinets, it features a handy pegboard floor design that allows you to customize the organizer to fit your needs.

$242.34
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Pet Pouch Hoodie

Keep your little furry friend warm and cozy while you relax by placing him inside the pet pouch hoodie. The sweater comes with a soft and snug kangaroo-like pouch that is designed for maximum comfort while you snuggle up with your best friend.

$14.99
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Aromatherapy Essential Oil Aroma Diffuser

Unleash delightful aromas into the air by lighting up this aromatherapy essential oil aroma diffuser. The lamp lights up in one of 6 vibrant colors and quietly diffuses a continuous stream of delightful scents throughout the entire room.

$54.99
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Sexy Chest Swimsuit

Transform your undesirable hourglass figure into a smoking hot dad bod by baring it all in this sexy chest swimsuit. This stellar one piece conceals and transforms your torso into that of a devastatingly handsome middle-aged man with a thick coat hair.

$44.95
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Alarm Clock Vibrator

The best part of waking up isn’t a cup of Folgers – it’s this alarm clock vibrator! This bedside companion will wake you up slowly and pleasurably by stimulating your clitoris with thirty different power levels for the ultimate in precision pleasure.

$99.99
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All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.

$62.71
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The Semen Cook Book

Give an entirely new meaning to the term “man-made” by filling your tummy with delicious and nutritious meals made using the semen cookbook. The book comes filled with dozens of mouth-watering recipes like “slightly saltier caviar” and the “almost white Russian”.

$5.49
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